What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

It would look like this: Twelve hours ago: Called wife on way home. Wondered if I should pick something up for dinner.

Eleven hours, 59 and a half minutes ago: Listened to wife's cell ring and ring and ring.

Eleven hours, 59 minutes ago: Didn't feel like hearing voicemail woman explain calling options, hung up.

Eleven hours, 30 minutes ago: Arrived home without incident.

Eleven hours, 29 minutes ago: Wife and three kids got home from mud-puddle-splashy walk.

Eleven hours, 28 and a half minutes ago: Wife asked where I had been. Told wife I had called, asked her why she didn't answer, even though it seemed obvious.

Posted by ben on 07/22/08 at 11:34 | Comments (10) | Trackbacks (0)


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Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

Boy, you guys are full of yourselves.

Posted by: Blaine at July 22,2008 22:47


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

Just curious, Blaine. Who do you mean by "you guys?"

Posted by: Tom Lake at July 22,2008 22:58


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

I'm with Blaine. And Tom...if you have to ask...

Posted by: BluD at July 23,2008 11:05


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

Great story Lon. It made me think of myself ...

Posted by: rlake at July 23,2008 13:25


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

I'm with them, Tom. Sorry. You guys need an ego check.

Posted by: ben at July 23,2008 13:26


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

I'm too sexy for my Gangrey shirt too sexy for my Gangrey shirt.

Posted by: Kruse at July 23,2008 13:35


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

Blaine and BluD:

No fair making half a point. If you've got something to say, say it. Otherwise why are you here?

Posted by: Tom Lake at July 23,2008 13:54


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

I'm definitely full of myself.
Because if I was full of somebody else,
I'd be a cannibal.

For the record, I'm with all you guys.

Posted by: Corey at July 23,2008 15:59


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

Oh,boys. Let's just all take a 10 minute nap and we'll feel better tomorrow.

Posted by: CLK at July 23,2008 20:07


Re: What Would Lon Wagner's Twitter Look Like?

If you're giving me credit for a 1/2 a point, I'll take it. More than I usually manage. My real point is this...this piece is too much in the mold of all those other knee-jerk dismissals by old school print guys of any new medium that's different. We read the same stuff about blogging and citizen journalism (define it as you wish) and cell phone video and Flickr photos and text messages that dared to rub elbows with traditional news pieces on MSM Web sites. My argument with this piece is that 1) it's not funny 2) It might have been 6-12 months ago or any time before Twitter became a mainstream phenomenon 3) it represents a cheap and easy and fundamentally wrong take on the service. 4) all of which could be forgiven if it weren't for #1.

Posted by: BluD at July 24,2008 12:15


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