The End Of Bigger

Kruse, again: PALMETTO

Jeremy Dean had to have the Hummer.

He saw the ad on Craigslist for the black '03 H2 a little more than a month ago and raced to the small lot with the big trucks near Orlando to buy it before another guy got there first.

Steve in sales at Rob Bruce Auto asked him if he wanted to take it for a test drive. No thanks. No need.

Jeremy wrote a check for $15,344 and rumbled off in the 6,466-pound, four-door, V-8 military machine turned sport utility vehicle.

Along I-4, then I-75, then around the bottom of the bay, he looked down at the tops of the cars he was trying not to hit and wondered what others were thinking.

He drove past billboards for boat shows and auctions for houses, for Goodwill and the Seminole Hard Rock Casino, and finally arrived here just south of the Sunshine Skyway and pulled into a waiting bay at Slicks Garage.

Where he then cut the Hummer in half.

Posted by ben on 03/01/10 at 14:00 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0)


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